WANTED:~ Pillsbury Dough-boy ~
on charges of international travel without a passport,
evading capture, impersonation and being found in unexpected places.
Also suspected of espionage.
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Anyone knowing the wherabouts of this criminal is asked to contact the authorities.
A reward will be given for any tips leading to the capture
of this fugative.
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Last seen wearing a white chef's hat, and impersonating
a good chef. (unfortunately, completely UNTRUE)
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